Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door

[susie_flo]

Here's a silly question to ponder on as you lie in bed falling asleep tonight...  whose face (living or dead) would you most like to splat a custard pie into?  You could even follow on by rubbing it in a bit, if you like.
 
For me, I think it would have to be poor old Ikea Knightley.  Not that I have anything in particular against her...  it's just that there is something about her mournful, wistful, Bambi-like gaze that seems to beg for a a big fat custard pie in the face.  Just to lighten her up a bit, you know.  She might even enjoy it...  after all it would probably taste nice.
 

Still, I am conscious that maybe there is a far more deserving face out there that I have forgotten.  Somebody so utterly serious that a custard pie would be downright sacreligious.  (Ooh, maybe Jeremy Paxman...    or Richard Dawkins, hee hee.)
 
Ok I know it is childish, but you must have an opinion on this.  Who do you most want to splat?
 

Comments

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

*grin* I would happily join you in splatting Keira, I must say! Also, Victoria Bloody Beckham. Just because.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a wipe-clean surface... I bet it wouldn't even mess up her hair!

[steer.livejournal.com]

Yeah -- but it would be the most calories she's been exposed to in months. The shock might kill her.

[steer.livejournal.com]

Dawkins, Paxman and Knightley are all good choices -- they're all people who are immediately infuriating and smug.

I think for me though, Boris Johnson... awful awful man that he is.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Trouble with BoJo is he's such a scarecrow, nobody would notice if he walked around with a custard pie in his face all day.

I am having trouble topping Dawkins... (the imagined look of outrage on his face is keeping me amused every time I think about it).

[steer.livejournal.com]

That's true -- it's hardly like BoJo looks dignified to start with.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Force feeding Keira Knightley sone pies would be a good idea. SHe looks like she needs it.