Just another false alarm

[susie_flo]

Last night I dreamt that I got caught stealing from The Ivy.  The security guard told me I had been under surveillance for some time for regular pilfering, and proceeded to take possession of my handbag.  Among the incriminating items removed from my bag were a Parker 51 fountain pen, a child's clockwork toy, a man's severed testicle wrapped in a nylon stocking and a blood-stained penknife.  I can only assume this is the product of a stressful week.

Still, it was worth walking home today to see this...

Comments

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

That bit about the testicle made me visualise you sticking it inside the stocking and using it as a weapon. Albeit a bit of a squelchy one. Still, you could have someone's eye out with that.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Bless your dark and vivid imagination! I really wish my dream self had had the wherewithall to swing it round my head and whack the security guard then do a runner :-)