Chocolate with a side helping of spam

[susie_flo]

Dear Hotel Chocolat,

Please stop phoning me up on my mobile at all hours.  If I wanted spam I would have signed up with Kwiksave.

I have one requirement of you - send me chocolate and feck off. 

I don't want to chat about it, I just want the chocolate.

Neither do I require an inch-thick wad of reading matter with each box.

If you have reserved a "special box of the year " for me, then please, ffs, assume I want it and get it in the post!

k?

(PS, thanks for the "special box of the year" that arrived this morning).

Comments

[steer.livejournal.com]

They used to send me the most elaborate coloured brochures. Mind you, thorntons persistently sends me spam emails despite me clicking "unsubscribe" eight times, filling in an unsubscribe request and emailing them directly asking them to stop sending me spam.