The folly of a boy’s empty mind
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susie_flo
So after engaging in a lengthy convo about 'quality' TV on Rosa's journal, I feel it's high time for me to even the balance by reporting on last night's portion of sleazy sleb slurry.
I'm pleased to report that things are beginning to turn sour - hoorah! This usually kicks in with reliable inevitability once the slebs start nominating each other. If there's one thing the poor z-listers can't handle, it's being unpopular. With any luck it will be breakdowns at dawn.
The most nominated person was Heidi, mainly cos she lies in bed all day getting Vinnie Jones to wait on her hand and foot. (I can't think of anyone I know who would be likely to do that... cough)
Also nominated were Lady Soverystupid and the wisp of paper. Most WTF reason for nominating was Heidi's statement that Sov's vampiric teeth give her the creeps - apparently even looking at Sov makes Heidi feel sick. (Heidi... if you really want to get the creeps, might I suggest looking in a mirror sometime?
Anyway some of the slebs have got into trouble for blabbing about their nominations. Top culprits were Heidi and Bubba and as a result BB has confiscated all of their food and it's made Vinnie ANGRY!
It's actually rather funny to witness cos Bubba really doesn't cope well with being in trouble. Having set himself up as infallible house messiah, being branded a naughty boy has totally rained on his parade. He keeps trying to blame it on the P3G in the most pathetic manner possible... at one point she told him that Big Bro had confirmed she was not to blame and he said "Big Brother is LYING to you" and suggested she apologise to him. Class!
A couple of them had the audacity to nominate Dame Steph... how very dare they! When she found out that Heidi had nominated her she had a look of purest Sable Colby evil on her face - tee hee.
The only person with no nominations was Vinnie, who has somehow become my fav housemate after Steph. Who would have thought it?
Also Ivana is proving surprisingly inoffensive. I could probably spend a happy afternoon drinking coffee and listening to her and Steph gabbing on like a pair of elderly duchesses.
Despite BB's best efforts, I am in no way gripped by the yawnsome on-off love thing between the Swede and the wisp of paper. Frankly my dears, I don't give a damn. Equally unmoved was I by the sight of the Swede frolicking naked in the snow with the videogame version of Daniel Craig (TM Charlie Brooker)... the sooner the boring tits get voted out the better.
In order to neutralise the cell-damage from Sleb BB. I stayed up stupidly late last night watching Only Connect. This has to be the least visually appealing quiz show ever to grace our screens. I think you could travel through time and space and still not find a greyer set or a drabber set of contestants. But y'know... it's full of puzzly goodness, if you like that kind of thing.
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Date: 2010-01-12 12:55 pm (UTC)I liked the naked shower romp. Jonas is a bit girly-looking but I'd still do him. I thought it most amusing that they opted out of getting their cocks out once they'd been out n the cold for a few minutes.
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Date: 2010-01-12 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 01:02 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:07 pm (UTC)Alex has a got a lovely arse. You can tell from Jonas' that he spends a lot of time sitting in it playing computer games. He looked lush in his Chanel trousers yesterday, though.
Auri was clingy in a similar way actually. I don't mind handsome, virile men being a bit dim and clingy.
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:09 pm (UTC)You make a fine point Ms Louis. I take it all back :-p
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:01 pm (UTC)I'm loving your updates Sue as they put into context the five minutes I allow myself of it in the morning....plus I do read about it on Holy Moly (which is so far downhill these days it's in Holland) and (heaven help me) the Daily Fail. Their celeb gossip is brilliantly bad.
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:05 pm (UTC)I'm hoping that tonight's announcement of the nominations will trigger tears and emotional crises aplenty. Also I'd quite like it if Vinnie gets extra angry and takes it out on Billy-Bob.
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:10 pm (UTC)No I want to see him get in a ruck with Alex! And a lot of snow and olive oil.
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 01:13 pm (UTC)Also why is Heidi wearing what looks like a wynciette nightshirt with a hole in it? Is prostitution really that badly paid these days? Unless of course it was owned by her brother who drowned at the end of December and she's wearing it as a kind of security blanket/in memoriam.
*delete as appropriate to fit into Billy Bob's view of the world
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 01:09 pm (UTC)I just think of them as something to steer him by during activities where his flattened nose might prove aerodynamically advantageous.
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Date: 2010-01-12 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-12 02:37 pm (UTC)...Only in the sense of feeling like it's still 1982.
It's basically a strange little twilight zone where the nerdiest people in the universe get together to try and solve the connection between four clues, while being hectored endlessly by Victoria Coren.
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Date: 2010-01-12 02:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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