Blah!

[susie_flo]

Oh, Mondays... I hate you so very very much. You're letting everybody down. Why can't you try to be more like Sunday?

Today you excelled yourself by being dull to the point of trauma. And to make matters worse, I have absolutely nothing to say. This post is an echoing chasm of nothingness... (I'd stop reading if I were you).

And, dear fiends, I must apologise for the absence of lurid highlights from Sleb BB. The problem is I can't remember a single thing that happened in it last night... it has clearly rotted my brain. (Hey... maybe this explains why people buy Heat magazine. Perhaps sleb TV rots the brain so much that you can't remember whose cellulite you were looking at on ITV3 the night before and have to get a printed version?)

Oh dear god... if anyone feels like offering me salvation from complete intellectuial meltdown, please feel free to tell me something random and interesting.  I will reward you when I am better. Failing that I shall go home and play with pointy sticks.

Comments

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

You need to go home and read Hark a Vagrant over a nice cup of tea. http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

ooh, it's a comic! Thank you, I have a lovely mug of coff mixture and shall read while din dins cooks

[ms-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I have no intellectual stimulation to offer, but I did buy a Spongebob moneybox today and paid in £9's worth of coppers and five pence pieces to the bank. The cat shaped moneybox I have previously been using (and until the last couple of days it has been in hiding on top of the cupboard behind a wedding photo) appears to frighten Mapp and Lucia hence my buying a new one.

As Mr Pops say only we could end up with such special needs cats.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Somehow that makes me feel a lot better :-)

(though unfortunately I have just spotted my misspelling of the word intellectual... )

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ps... out of interest, does the cat moneybox look like a realistic cat?
(I ask because Jess once got totally freaked out by seeing the animated garfield on TV... she could tell it was a cat but not like any she'd seen before)

[ms-siobhan.livejournal.com]

It does look like a cat in that it is a black plastic cat with bright green eyes in a sat up pose and it is about 4 month old kitten size.

Lucia also got freaked out when I put on the coat Kriss gave me which is made of long black fun fur. It has been on a hanger on the back of the door in the living room for weeks but it was only when I put it on that she freaked though she is okay with it now.

As Mr Pops has said on many an occasion - we have got wuss cats.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

You are a deranged woman, and no mistake :-).

The fact that my head is now seriously debating the pros and cons of each option is testament to my state of mind... (thank god I have already eaten)