susie_flo | Drop that ghetto blaster!

Ah, this weather is miraculous.    Only on days like this do I get the 'lets pretend I'm on holiday' bug and spend the evening annoying my neighbours by blasting out a home-grown version of G.A.Y. in my kitchen while knocking back pina coladas. Nice! :-)

Sadly, it makes me wonder why it is so long since I went dancing at a proper disco...  lets hope it is not the start of things to come, given my newfound status as step-granny-to-be (oh yes, I seem to have picked the card that says "go directly to granny-land").   Wasn't there supposed to be a bit in the middle?

Still it's hard to get cross about anything in this dreamy pina colada haze, though my inner Brooker wants to have a mini-rant about iTunes, so here goes...

Why the effing hell does it have so many effing versions of every effing song, with no effing sample option that lets you check whether it's the right one before you download? I'm losing track of the amount of times I've wasted G's money downloading golden oldies only to find I have selected a ludicrous remix or crappy album instrumental version or similar. Tsk! Sort it out Apple!