Good grief...

[susie_flo]

My eyes have not yet recovered from the trauma of reading the trashy free papers on the tube this evening. 

In particular...

1. Surely even bingo wings would be more attractive than this...



 
2. I have read Jilly Cooper with the best of them...  but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine Rupert Campbell Black hanging around with abominations of manhood like these...  (remind me never to go and watch the Polo championships)
 

Comments

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Are those her arms, or did she borrow them from a two-year-old corpse?

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

I wondered if they might have been photoshopped.... cos I am not even sure how it is possible to get them looking like that in real life!

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

That's what happens if you have too little body fay for most of your life and you don't have fat over your muscles when you are old. If I trained the way Neal and Vlad want me to I'd be as muscly as that underneath, but keep about two stone of lard over the top, so I wouldn't look like a freak and more importantly, would retain the weight advantage that is such a help when I fight.


I can see why she does it, though; my bingo wings are actually worse now because of the underlying muscle, because the musce sits tight against the bones the distinction between muscle and flab is cruelly apparent.

[sara-lou.livejournal.com]

My vote is for photo-shopping... either that, or she is carrying something *very* heavy.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's any more intervention than upping the contrast, though.

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief, she looks like an over-skinny old lady. Muscles - body fat = not a good look.

I'm sure those men have made up names.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes I thought so too (about the silly names!) :-p

They could have had more fun with them... (where's Oswald Cuckworthy-Funt when you need him?)

[r0ck3tsci3ntist.livejournal.com]

It burns! Yes it does!

Also, is that what the English are wearing these days? Uhm.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

I'd say please don't let it put you off English men, except... well... how can I actually defend it?

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

I wish he would... (re: the last bloke!)
:-)

[ms-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I really wish I'd clicked on this later - it's put me off my breakfast and no mistake.

Madonna looks like a bodyworlds exhibit doesn't she?

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Think of it as a service to minimise morning calorie intake. (I wonder whether your jousting event will attract such pony-fancying lovelies as this lot?)

[ms-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I doubt it - the jousters are medieval re-enacters used to wearing chain mail so heavy that if any of those three 'lovelies' even looked at it they'd fall over in heap at the exertion.

The Cake and Lady Diane Landmine Jacket of Love aspect of things is not dependant on the weather but alas the falconry and jousting is, fingers crossed the rain holds off and jousting can still take place.

Hope the weather doesn't scuttle your plans either.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Manager: "When I said youy should work with an artist, I didn't mean Gunther von Hagens!".

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

IAs for the clothes - I'd do the first two and no mistake, though the first one has annoyingly fey hair. The third one s clearly a screaming queen.

I quite like a bit of posh ENglish totty, though it has to be said most of the public schoolboys I've fucked over the years have been a bit deficient in the oral skills department.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh Rosa, surely not number 2??? It's Jason Statham in a cardigan ffs!

And as for the other two... I have no aversion to posh totty, but within reasonable limits... and these are far in excess of reasonable.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

I just had to google Jason Statham. Bobfoc, frankly; face is too long, but, on a cold night....

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Bobfoc is a fair assessment. (You'd also have to gag him for fear of mockney bollocks spewing out and ruining the moment...)

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

The first one is a bit Henry Conway, though.

[whiteshadow.livejournal.com]

You know I think that Madonna (other than a bit too much muscle) is how we are actually designed to be ... I was kinda surprised to find that body fat is not really part of our construction (providing you can eat every few hours)

My mum only weighs 6 stone and although it's not exactly healthy as such, it's way safer than being overweight.