If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...

[susie_flo]

Grrrr. I has general badness and need some light relief before I go postal on The Mong Collective*.

So here is a silly poll for all of you deviants. This is about sexual attractions that are just plain wrong (you know you are guilty).

For example, on a few rare occasions I have found myself slightly fancying men with a big 'tache... especially if they are foreign and a bit Staliny (which somehow increases their ability to get away with it).

So now I want to know your dark secrets...


[Poll #1420567]

Oh god, I've just remembered that I once found myself freakishly attracted to a man standing next to me in the supermarket who had a mullett AND was wearing a tracksuit. I can only assume I must have been on heat that day, cos really there can be no other reasonable explanation...

Mmmm, speaking of supermarkets, I am super hungry and need to go forage. Hope tomorrow is a less aggravating day...

* my new collective noun for colleages of unsavoury virtue (ref Steer's post... steer.livejournal.com/316556.html#cutid1)

Comments

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ms_Siobhan, I LOVE the fruity voice thing!

Mia_Oia, I am still chuckling re: "lisp that makes them spit"

Sushidog... you surprise me not ;-)

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

A bit like me with Jason Bourne... (I don't generally have the hots for Matt Damon but I would totally do Mr Bourne.)

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

I should have added a question for "which famous 'hottie' do you find inexplicable... i.e. everyone else thinks they're hot and you just can't see it?"

Cos my answer would be Matthew McConaughey! (Orange ewness!)

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

Brad Pitt. I mean, he's quite pretty, but I suspect he's like an action man, blue moulded plastic underpants and all. He's pretty, but not sexy.

Unlike Tod A, who is extremely sexy despite not being pretty.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

My only problem with Brad Pitt is that his nose is too small...

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

I kind of fancy Marcus Brigstock even though I know I shouldn't; does that count? And I accidentally slightly fancied a Jonas Brother, until i found out how old he was (really not very), but I was up in the Gods at the O2 and couldn't see clearly so that wasn't my fault. Not really.

I definitely have a weakness for angsty emo boys, but that will hardly come as a shock.

[inbetween-girl.livejournal.com]

I entirely fancy Marcus Brigstocke. Is that bad?

I also fancy Bill Bailey which is a lot more wrong as he is short, balding AND has a mullet and a horrible 'tache. It is all counterbalanced by his sharp wit, musical talent and sexy voice, though.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Thus proving that wit and cleverness conquers all... including those things you said you would NEVER fancy!

[inbetween-girl.livejournal.com]

Now I've done the poll I keep thinking of more. Top of the list would be Doctor Cox from Scrubs.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

I can see that... though he has slightly unfortunate hair

[inbetween-girl.livejournal.com]

I have a real weakness for gingers.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, I'm partial to a bit of ginge too (but I prefer them not to be curly) :-p

[steer.livejournal.com]

Better than Doc Cox from That's Life.

[inbetween-girl.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, yes.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Rosa... Jeremies are generally good, but shame on you for Clarkson!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Kriss, I am SERIOUSLY disturbed that you are even considering false teeth wearers!

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

Only if their teeth are so firmly glued in I can't tell!

[childeric.livejournal.com]

And what exactly is wrong with men with big taches? ;-p

[inbetween-girl.livejournal.com]

Have you got hold of those bikini razors yet? ;-)

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Kixie... I lol'd at "fish lips" and gasped in horror at Russell Brand. I mean seriously, would you?
I do find his stand-up amusing, but he just looks so... unclean.