Heil Helga!

[susie_flo]

I have a new friend...  welcome Helga, the cheapest clothes horse I could find on ebay. 
 

 

I got a bit of a shock when I opened the box, cos she was disconcertingly large... apparently I have inadvertently purchased the 'long' model (yes, yes, I Know!)   When we first put her together, the smallest she would go was about 6'4" (she looked comical enough standing next to G, but I would have had to stand on a chair to photograph her).  So after much violent squishing G managed to force the metal pole through her internal organs and bring her down by a foot.

Of course there is nowhere sensible for her to live in our weeny residence, so she is fated to double up as an all-purpose hanging surface.  Perhaps she can be next year's christmas tree.  (At least she's classier than Stella, eh  steer?)


 

Comments

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Why "Helga"? Is she particularly teutonic?

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

She is thoroughly teutonic and no nonsense. If she had legs, they would be the sort that could break your ribs.

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

She's rather nice!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

She is indeed... I hope I don't dent her. (Note to self.... do not get drunk and throw spiky shoes in her direction.) She's made of polystyrene... with a thin cloth stretched over her.

[r0ck3tsci3ntist.livejournal.com]

She looks quite spiff!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she looks far classier than she really is... :-p

[steer.livejournal.com]

I think she's quite attractive actually!

Well, Stella is not looking her best and the puncture repair kit did not help as much as you'd think!

We do have a dressmaker's dummy too but she's an extra wide with those little adjustment cogs -- she's not really much of an adornment to a room.

[tvted.livejournal.com]

Lovin' Helga

I think she looks quite fit. I wish I had her figure. ....pert boobs and everything!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

She's also rock solid... if you like that kind of thing!
:-)

[steer.livejournal.com]

Hands off, I saw her first.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Remember you get private photography rights to Helga (I realise that will sound way more pervy than intended to anyone who does not know what I'm on about)

[tvted.livejournal.com]

KINKY!

I think you have been working with Benny Hill for too long!

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ok now you really do need to explain yourself...

I had one of those adjustable ones when I was a teenager... (Helga #1). She must have been like yours cos even on her smallest setting she was about 3 times bigger than my dress size so she ended up living in the shed.

[steer.livejournal.com]

The tailor's dummy is part of the marge-inalia in our flat. It's just taking up space, neither of us can sew.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

So how in god's name did you end up owning one? (Did it just come with the flat?) At least it's a little friend for Stella...