Unacceptable, even in the 80s

For your amusement and delectation, ms_siobhan has kindly supplied me with yet more horrors from the ever fruitful world of vintage knitting. God bless the charity shops of Leeds!
 
This time we are in the 1980s - a decade I remember well. But, with the exception of the knit-your-own-Sloane kit, am having trouble remembering a time when any of these things would have been considered acceptable...  
 
 

( You know you want to )