Saturday, how do I love thee?
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susie_floIf you have a 6-second attention span, these are quite good... http://www.sixwordstories.net
Here's my attempt... Started writing story, plot forked off. Prizes for better efforts....
G is going on a stag do today... the boozing starts at 3pm and is liable to progress to a late night strip club, which G is "not looking forward to at all" ;-) He's also supposed to go in fancy dress as a character from Fear and Loathing... which means he is threatening to shave off his beard, leaving behind a Mexican bandito style moustache. I suspect this may be a feeble excuse to look like Nick Cave. If he goes ahead I may suggest he joins a silly tache club with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
childeric . (Poor G, I think the fellow staggers are going to be city boys - he has my genuine sympathy.)
So what are you all doing? I have a few bimbly plans but nothing too taxing. I'm feeling quite jealous ofkissmeforlonger who is spending the weekend playing with big guns. Snot fair. I might have to kill some pixelated, tomb-dwelling tigers to compensate.
SBB update: Ulrika lives, long live Ulrika! Tina (the labially challenged megaphone) got voted out instead - hoorah! I wonder how long it will be before she releases a vaginal weight loss video...
Verne Troyer (who is about 2 foot tall) went into cuteness overload the other day when they made him dress up as a teddy bear. I know it is wrong to say this about a 40 year old man, but.... he was just reeeealllly reeeealllly cute. In a bid to retrieve his bad boy image he got steaming drunk the following day and spent the evening being a sex pest to La Toya and joy-riding his scooter all over the house. Ulrika, who hilariously refuses to relate to him as a grown man, called him a very naughty boy and threatened to spank him (which he would undoubtedly enjoy).
So, I'm thinking it must be over pretty soon.... right? I usually stop watching once the worst people have left, but for now I'm backing the wryly apathetic Terry Christian to win. (Or indeed anyone but Ben from A1, whose initial promise turned out to be a thin smokescreen concealing the dullest dullard from dullville ever to grace our screens.)
Here's my attempt... Started writing story, plot forked off. Prizes for better efforts....
G is going on a stag do today... the boozing starts at 3pm and is liable to progress to a late night strip club, which G is "not looking forward to at all" ;-) He's also supposed to go in fancy dress as a character from Fear and Loathing... which means he is threatening to shave off his beard, leaving behind a Mexican bandito style moustache. I suspect this may be a feeble excuse to look like Nick Cave. If he goes ahead I may suggest he joins a silly tache club with
childeric . (Poor G, I think the fellow staggers are going to be city boys - he has my genuine sympathy.)So what are you all doing? I have a few bimbly plans but nothing too taxing. I'm feeling quite jealous of
kissmeforlonger who is spending the weekend playing with big guns. Snot fair. I might have to kill some pixelated, tomb-dwelling tigers to compensate.SBB update: Ulrika lives, long live Ulrika! Tina (the labially challenged megaphone) got voted out instead - hoorah! I wonder how long it will be before she releases a vaginal weight loss video...
Verne Troyer (who is about 2 foot tall) went into cuteness overload the other day when they made him dress up as a teddy bear. I know it is wrong to say this about a 40 year old man, but.... he was just reeeealllly reeeealllly cute. In a bid to retrieve his bad boy image he got steaming drunk the following day and spent the evening being a sex pest to La Toya and joy-riding his scooter all over the house. Ulrika, who hilariously refuses to relate to him as a grown man, called him a very naughty boy and threatened to spank him (which he would undoubtedly enjoy).
So, I'm thinking it must be over pretty soon.... right? I usually stop watching once the worst people have left, but for now I'm backing the wryly apathetic Terry Christian to win. (Or indeed anyone but Ben from A1, whose initial promise turned out to be a thin smokescreen concealing the dullest dullard from dullville ever to grace our screens.)
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Date: 2009-01-17 05:02 pm (UTC)As long as the wig stays on, I can at least feel reasonably confident that he won't pull this evening.
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Date: 2009-01-17 03:29 pm (UTC)God... stag do and strip club sounds utterly hellish.
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Date: 2009-01-17 03:39 pm (UTC)Stag do... I concur 100%. I live in dread of being invited to hen dos. (With the exception of the one K is on today which has both guns and scones!)
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