Would you like me to be the cat?

[susie_flo]

Just had a fun evening with sis playing Texas hold em poker round my dinner table with a real life croupier...  luxury!  I won the pot, too, by virtue of little more than reckless, kamikaze betting.  Go me.  I hope sis brings him back soon...

On more distresing news, I just watched the openng of Celeb big brother and can feel the next 2 weeks of my life slipping away.  I can't tear my eyes off La Toya's nose (did the Jacksons all get together and agree to get the same nose?  ...in the hope that we would all think it was a genuine family feature?)  I think Ulrike has had something done too, cos her face looks a bit strange and not like I remember.  No idea who some of 'em are...  but at least one of them has been on Come Dine with Me, and Coolio is on there - bless!  ("As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realise she's very plain")  Can being an ex-member of A1 really classify someone as a celeb?

I just know I am gonna get hooked on this crap, even though there is NO WAY it will ever be able to top the fabulous, eye-bleedingly addictive car crash that was Barrymore, Burns & Galloway locked together in one place.  Happy days.

So is anyone else going to be an equally sad bastard, or am I all alone, doing the lifestyle equivalent of sitting in my underwear, licking cold baked beans out of a tin?

Comments

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you said that about Ulrika. I was watching the documentary about Shooting Stars the other night, and as soon as she appeared I thought "what the FUCK has happened to her nose?". I mean the excess botox is a given, but her nose was very disturbing.

I won't be watching, but am looking forward to various LJ people blogging it.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's a weird mix of too much botox and a strange puffy/jowliness that wasn't there before. (I think they might have filmed her too soon after having something done, where her face hadn't had time to go down yet). It's a shame really cos I've always thought that she had such a naturally pretty face.

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

I looked at that and thought no, it'll be a car crash...

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, lets hope so! :-p

[tvted.livejournal.com]

maybe something happens to on'es nose the more times you have kids by different fathers.

La Toya...I can't believe it!!! I thought she was firmly locked in the loony bin. I do believe the Jackson's got a job lot on the nose...or maybe there is only one and they share.