Dreams can come true... oh, I wish!

[susie_flo]

Tsk.  I hate real life.  Last night I dreamt I was a spy - my most recurrent and all-time funnest theme (after being chased by a terminator, which is frequent enough to be some kind of warped sexual fantasy in disguise).  All in all, waking up is no fun at all.  so I am taking what consolation I can in daydreams.

After all, if I must be forced to attend dull meetings at work, who can blame me for drifting to a better mental place, where Morten Harket and Jason Bourne are having a fight and getting too hot for their shirts and needing a little assistance...

And, god, if I have to do the horrible daily fight through the South Kensington tunnel during half term, why would I not cheer it up with marvellous lawnmower fantasies, a la Dead Rising?   (Children are a bit like mice - one or two on their own are cute, but swarms of them are just plain creepy.)

Still, in real life I do have some extremely nice boots on today.  So that's something.

PS - on the topic of the lovely Mr. Harket, check out this literal video remake of Take on Me - it's v. funny once it gets going...


 

 

Comments

[steer.livejournal.com]

(after being chased by a terminator, which is frequent enough to be some kind of warped sexual fantasy in disguise)

Um... Arnie terminator or transmuting (but usually ugly bloke) terminator. I'd go out with the transmuting one I think (I mean if [s]he had a nice personality) -- but on the other hand, I'd always be kind of wondering if it was really a boy or a girl terminator.

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Good question... transmuting terminators could probably do some marvellous special effects in the sack, especially for the laydeez.

But then there is something a bit more brutish and sexy about the good old-fashioned mechanical terminators. (Not sure about Arnie though... I might swap the head for something else.)

[kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com]

So all G needs to make your knees weak is a set of these carefully placed over his eyeballs and switched on?
http://www.madmartian.com/eyes/images/shop/batlitb.jpg

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

Apart from chucking audibly at the very idea... (the logistics of it, more than anything), I am a little startled by the level of sexual deviance that I seem to to have presented to the outside world.

On the other hand, if he were to dress up as a Soviet terminator (you know, military flak gear, riot boots and a bit of cybernetic metal on show...) I might need to take a few days off work ;-p