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Jun. 27th, 2011 01:22 pmLord, I feel for this poor hot boy. I've got him propped up in front of a fan wearing nothing but his nappy, and yet he could not look more hot and bothered.
That and the fact that he's suddenly developed a sore-looking rash on his forehead (I hope it's not eczema) and is simultaneously peeling on his hands and his face. Apparently this is a rite of passage for late babies, caused by being cooked for too long in amniotic fluid. (I think it's time to baste him in a tiny bit of olive oil... )
Meanwhile I have discovered that my new role in life is to be a full-time milk maid... I might have to start wearing plaits over my ears.
That and the fact that he's suddenly developed a sore-looking rash on his forehead (I hope it's not eczema) and is simultaneously peeling on his hands and his face. Apparently this is a rite of passage for late babies, caused by being cooked for too long in amniotic fluid. (I think it's time to baste him in a tiny bit of olive oil... )
Meanwhile I have discovered that my new role in life is to be a full-time milk maid... I might have to start wearing plaits over my ears.
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:26 pm (UTC)You could add some make-up and bandages and turn him into Zombie Baby.
It's very cool in the flat here and blistering outside, so if you want to come over and bimble between the two feel free. I could do with the distraction, really.
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Date: 2011-06-27 03:01 pm (UTC)Are you around later this week for a lazy day?
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:36 pm (UTC)If you start wearing plaits you also need to have a yoke and talk in a singsong Heidi accent like in the tv series from many moons ago ;-)
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:42 pm (UTC)The rain is heading your way, I'm sure, so he will be cooler soon.
xxx
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:43 pm (UTC)http://www.skinnutrition.co.uk/p/850/Hope%27s_Relief_Cream_.html?gclid=CIX8mqGO1qkCFdQOfAodMkiMMw
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Date: 2011-06-27 03:04 pm (UTC):-)
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