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Dear fiends, I could not be more misty eyed with glee...

After a lengthy dither about where to go on hol this March, I came to the conclusion that I'd like to go somewhere familiar and reliably lovely (rather than new and exciting).  However I was still pondering the unpredictability of the weather and the risk of lengthy (tee-total) days spent wandering in the rain.

Until last night, when Sara_Lou made the genius suggestion that we should scrap the idea of hotels and rent an apartment in Venice.  Somewhere glorious, overlooking a canal where we can loaf around at length and watch the world go by, and wander at our leisure and cook lovely food from market stalls.  Now I am almost dead from lust at the links she has sent me...  I think this is going to be one last splurge before we hit babyville.  [Insert excited noises here!]

In other news, please switch the sirens on because the kittens escaped this morning!  Sara noticed they were missing, and so we had a bit of a search through the flat until it became very clear that they were Not There.

I strongly suspect that they have been plotting this in shifts, Great Escape style, because the two of them had somehow dug through all of the blockades and masking tape and wedged deckchairs that we'd placed in front of the cat flap and got out into the back yard.  They looked SO dinky outside!  I thought they were getting quite big until I saw them in the context of something bigger than our flat.  Thankfully our yard is surrounded by high fences and, from the innocent looks on their kitten faces, I don't think either of them had been introduced to the ways of adulthood by the downstairs Tom, but now we really must get them spayed in case they get out again.  If those two get up the duff I will be blacklisted as a bad'un by every cat charity from here to Lands End.

Anyway I had to run off and leave G in charge of reinforcing the blockades, but I suspect a new, reinforced cat flap might be on order very soon.

But back to the point - "SQUEEEE" (Venice).

Date: 2011-01-20 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
Have a great holiday in Venice. Sounds pretty exciting.

Wow those kittens are trouble. Can't you just put them in a kitten sized hamster ball for safety?

Date: 2011-01-20 01:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
Oh how I wish such a thing existed!
I would never need to watch telly again...

Date: 2011-01-20 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
Also I now have a vivid picture of your kittens wearing trousers so they could dump the soil from "Charlie" inconspicuously in the litter box a la "The Great Escape".

Date: 2011-01-20 02:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
I reckon you are not far wrong... I'm sure it has taken them several days to get through to that cat flap

Date: 2011-01-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com


I am VERY BUSY at work -- don't let this convince you otherwise.

Date: 2011-01-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
On closer inspection that looks obscene.

Date: 2011-01-20 02:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
Hee hee! That's about right!

Date: 2011-01-20 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-siobhan.livejournal.com
APPLAUSE.....though the soil does look a little bit faecal.

Date: 2011-01-20 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
Indeed -- though I guess that would make it less noticed as he shiftily disguised it in the litter box.

Date: 2011-01-20 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-siobhan.livejournal.com
Have your furry charges been watching reruns of Colditz? Little scamps :-)

Venice - how exciting, are you going to swan about looking wan and lusting after inappropriate boys in a Dirk Bogarde stylee?

Date: 2011-01-20 02:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
What makes me really suspicious is that last night one of them was being a love muffin in the living room and getting cooed over by everyone while the other made suspicious noises in the region of the cat flap... then later they swapped roles. It's like they were doing shifts to distract us while the digging went on.

As for Venice, I fear I am more likely to be hefting myself about in slow motion while lusting after carbs ;-)

Date: 2011-01-20 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-siobhan.livejournal.com
If they start boiling down red cross jam to make red dye then you know you're in the midst of feline genius.

Date: 2011-01-20 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
Wee scamps!

Venice! How exciting, I've never been and I'd love to go!

Date: 2011-01-20 03:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
You should definitely go sometime. It might actually be the most beautiful place in the world...

Date: 2011-01-20 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
My cat flap is off limits by dint of a piece of A4 paper from my printer, duct-taped on all four sides, completely covering the aperture. They've never discovered it.

Date: 2011-01-20 04:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
We had card taped over ours as one layer of defense, but it was clearly not tortie-proof. The little devils can't wait to go outside.

Date: 2011-01-20 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Oh dear! Still, ten points to them for being clever!

Date: 2011-01-20 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfectlyvague.livejournal.com
Am I missing something? Don't catflaps have twizzly locks anymore?

Date: 2011-01-21 11:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com
No you're quite right - proper ones do have locks. Unfortunately we inherited a rickety unlockable one and our ancient, oddly-shaped back door started going a bit crumbly aroundf the hole when we tried to replace it. (Hence it still remains on our to do list, to fix both the door and the cat flap!)
Edited Date: 2011-01-21 11:09 am (UTC)

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